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Kristen Bell’s Sloth Meltdown

This is the proper reaction to sloths.

She may be my soulmate.

I know one million people have reblogged this already today, but I STILL HAVE TO. That’s how amazing it is.

Someday I will write a book called, “Everyday, a new reason to love Kristen Bell”, and this will just be a chapter.

Of course at that point she’ll have at least four restraining orders against me.

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The portrait of Laura is, in fact, a photograph done over with oil paint.

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I knew I should of invited more people to the coronation, but I had to get to work.

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Yesterday I took a picture of a statue of an asshole.

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No allergies are real. If I have a strawberry, my throat shuts up faster than a girl in math class.

Kenneth, 30 Rock “The Ones” (3.19)

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**Amazing $150K Star Trek apartment ruined by divorce**

In 1994, Alleyne began his shuttle craft inspired motif, and within 10 years he would have converted his 500-square foot apartment into this amazing beauty, spending a whopping $150K in the process. Sadly, his wife (whom he has been separated from since 1994, and who pays for the apartment) has finally filed for divorce. And that means the ship is coming down, because she wants to sell the apartment, and thinks it’ll be worth more money if it looks normal. Which is too bad — especially since a lot of people might actually pay more to live in an authentic-looking Federation vessel.

“To say I’m gutted is an understatement,” Alleyne told The Sun. “It is my life’s work - and it looks like it’s going into a skip. I admit there were tears.”

I’d be willing to live here, but only after I’ve pushed away my three remaining friends.

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Perfect.

Laura is one of the best films ever made. EVER.

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Puppy Bowl Behind The Scenes: Kitten Halftime Show

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10. Morning Glory (2010)

Confession: Five years ago I wrote a produced a news morning show in a top fifty market. I thought maybe this movie would be alright because of that. I was wrong, I was oh so wrong.

I am actually dumber for watching this film. It has managed to kill more of my brain cells than anything I have ever done in the past. This movie could be used to decimate the intelligence of an entire population if not left in check. You have been warned.

1 out of 5 stuffs

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